Tina Peden - Instablogs
Apr 16 2008
STEP 1: Sign up to be on a reality tv show. Preferably on VH-1 reality tv show, i.e. Celebrity Fit Club, even though you really don’t need to lose any weight. P.S. Erin Moran is about 124 pounds! Big woo, honey! You’re still a...
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Apr 16 2008
Picture it! I’m using my best “valley girl” voice circa 1983. Okay, like, Barack Obama said like the people in rural Pennsylvania are bitter and angry. Which was like sooo totally lame! But I like forgive him because he’s...
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Apr 14 2008
Hey, it worked for American Idol castoffs, Chikezie and Michael Johns! And quite frankly, if it can work for those losers with vocal talent it sure as hell can work for a Republican with no vocal talent. At this time, I would like to send a shout...
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Apr 10 2008
Hey, party people! Instablogs is the place to be, ho! By the by, when I say the word “ho”, I am not referring to hooker, Ashley Dupre, i’m referring to the name Pimp Daddy Eliot Spitzer calls out when he comes inside Ashley Dupre,...
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Apr 8 2008
BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID! And pity the fool candidate without a mohawk who decides to come up against this scrappy Democratic beyotch. At this time I would like to send a shout out to “pity the fool candidate without a mohawk,” Barack...
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Apr 5 2008
Screw you Barbie Bush! Screw you Ann Coulter! There’s a new Republican sister on the block and it ain’t Jennifer Lopez. Instead of having a big ass this chick has the biggest jackass of a boyfriend on the planet! At this time, I would...
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Apr 3 2008
My answer is .......................... Hell to the no! (Thanks Whitney Houston for the kick-ass catch phrase! You totally rock when your stoned out of your mind!) Look at the proof! George W. Bush (Ugly) Richard Nixon (Ugly) Rutherford Hayes...
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Apr 2 2008
Mildly successful character actor, Fred Thompson just proves the old adage, “don’t be a stupid-ass and leave your well-paying day job for another job when you have absolutely no chance in hell of getting that job, i.e. becoming the 44th...
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Mar 25 2008
With the 2008 presidential election only a couple of months away, I wonder if there is still time for a major controversy to arise like the “Cop Killer” controversy did back in 1992 that either the Democratic nominee or the Republican...
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Mar 22 2008
Define irony! If Eliot Spitzer were an older female having an extramarital affair with a hot young guy half her age, he probably would still be in office. On the NBC “Sex in the City” ripoff, Lipstick Jungle, one of the show’s main...
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