Tina Peden - Instablogs
Dec 2 2008
Hands up! Drop the merchandise! Your busted, sucka’! Oh no, look at that crappy mugshot! Recently, I read the article below on the Associated Press website. You’d better watch out! You better not cry Better not pout I’m telling...
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Dec 1 2008
Even though he’s nuttier than a hard-ass germ-infested Christmas fruitcake, the former black man whose hair caught fire in the 80’s due to a greasy-ass jheri curl otherwise known as Michael “black or white” Jackson, gots...
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Nov 25 2008
With the economy being so bad, if you have been fired from your job lately without warning, here are a couple of reasons why. “Possible reasons why you got canned are:” “A. Using a company computer to view porno sites and failing...
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Nov 25 2008
What is a Full-of-*hit Game Show Contestant? (Definition) A totally bogus male or female who has the nerve to tell the host of a game show that they had a great time on the show after losing a fabulous prize like twenty-five thousand dollars or...
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Nov 24 2008
The Monkees were a pop-rock foursome CREATED in Los Angeles in 1965 for the American television series The Monkees, which aired from 1965 to 1968. The four members of the band were Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, and Peter Tork, who were...
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Nov 23 2008
Question: Has anyone been prosecuted for NOT registering with the Selective Service? The reason why I ask is lately I have been hearing alot of radio advertisements about how if you are a male who is 18 years of age you MUST register with the...
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Nov 21 2008
Princeton’s lexical database, “WordNet” describes the word ‘commercialized’ as the following: To exploit for maximal profit, usually by sacrificing quality. Organized principally for financial gain, “Christmas...
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Nov 20 2008
Omigod! You’re kidding! Not this early! For heaven’s sake, Thanksgiving isn’t even here yet! But here we go! Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. All...
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Nov 19 2008
Yesterday, I was riding the bus out to the mall when it made a routine stop. A woman with a child in a stroller came out of a store. The child was very young. The child began to cry and the mother bent down to comfort her. In the process of...
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Nov 18 2008
Hey employers, do you want a surefire way to piss off your employees and bring down office morale, if so then get the Barracuda! And no, I am not talking about the ray-finned fish known for its large size and fearsome appearance. Again no,...
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