Princeton’s lexical database, “WordNet” describes the word ‘commercialized’ as the following: To exploit for maximal profit, usually by sacrificing quality. Organized principally for financial gain, “Christmas...

Omigod! You’re kidding! Not this early! For heaven’s sake, Thanksgiving isn’t even here yet! But here we go! Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. All...

Yesterday, I was riding the bus out to the mall when it made a routine stop. A woman with a child in a stroller came out of a store. The child was very young. The child began to cry and the mother bent down to comfort her. In the process of...

Hey employers, do you want a surefire way to piss off your employees and bring down office morale, if so then get the Barracuda! And no, I am not talking about the ray-finned fish known for its large size and fearsome appearance. Again no,...

ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS: 1. Your mother must have at least once in your childhood/youth washed or wiped some dirt off of your face with a glob of her nasty spit. 2. Daughter or son must have been totally grossed out and very embarrased by this. 3....

The general definition of R.N. is an individual trained to provide medical care under the supervision of a doctor after completing a course of nursing study and passing the proper examinations to become licensed and registered. But folks, that...

Recently, a portion of the article below ran in our local newspaper. FARE INCREASE PROPOSED FOR COAST TRANSIT! October 05, 2008 6:00 AM DOVER, NH — In an effort to partially offset record-high diesel prices and other rising operational expenses,...

What is sex? Here are a couple of answers: A. SEX is a way of distinguishing male and female members of a species, usually by referencing their reproductive functions. B. SEX refers to intercourse, an act that can result in reproduction. C. ...

Yesterday, a friend of mine who is a wonderful but broke-ass college student, showed me a collection letter that she received and even though receiving a collection letter is a serious manner, we still had a rousing gut-belly laugh at it’s...

Hey Obama, let’s face it, an endorsement is an endorsement baby! I guess. However the following kinky threesome is enough to make even the most staunch Democrat ask, WTF? Recently, actor/director Ron Howard best known for his portrayal of...