My answer is ..................

Hell no!

Of course, Ryan and Trista from the dorky tv show, “The Bachelor” are the exception but they don’t really count because they are both really irritating and have too many teeth so basically that excludes them.

Getting back to the question of this article, “can you really find the love of your life on a reality tv show.”

Again, my answer is hell no!

You basically have to be on cocaine or just plain desperate or stupid if you even think that you can find your soulmate on a reality tv show.

It ain’t gonna’ happen!

The only thing that an individual is going to find on a reality tv show is a sexually transmitted disease or 15 minutes of public humiliation and ridicule.

Do you hear that Flavor Flav? (Flavor Flav is the idiot on VH-1’s reality tv show, Flavor of Love.)

Do you hear that Bret Michaels? (Bret Michaels is the idiot on VH-1’s reality tv show, Rock of Love. A pathetic ripoff of Flavor of Love. What the hell ever happened to originality?)

Are aging rappers and hair-metal rockers that desperate for love?

I guess so!

But before I go, I feel it’s my duty to school you brothers.

When you throw a bunch of skanky chicks together in a big house with no television, radio, or internet they basically have NOTHING else better to do but to fall in love with you!

Duh!

And when the show is over and the skanky chick that you picked obtains access to television, radio and the internet again, she’ll dump you like a ton of bricks!

Duh!

Hey Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels, why don’t you guys be “real” men and try to find the love of your lives at the strip clubs like normal rappers and rockers! At least you guys would have a better chance!

Take the Village People’s advice and be macho, macho, macho men!