Here’s a recap of what happened on the second episode of the 5th season on Bravo’s hit reality tv show, Project Runway:

-The designers had to make a cocktail dress out of “green” fabrics. (Yawn!)

-The surprise twist and a Project Runway first–all of the models selected by the designers got to go shopping and pick out the “green” fabrics for the cocktail dresses all by themselves. (That’s when the mayhem started! Yeah!)

-The models only had a $75.00 budget. (Yawn!)

-The models only had a 1/2 hour to shop. (Yawn!)

-The designers had no control over the “green” fabric choices by their models. (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

-The designers only had a 1/2 hour to caucus with their models. (That’s when it turned hilarious! Some of the models brought back some terrible or gaudy fabric! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! And you should have seen some of the designers faces when they first saw the fabrics! Hilarious!)

-Designer Suede while working on his cocktail dress kept referring to himself in the 3rd person thereby irritating all of the other designers and amusing us viewers at home.

-Designer Stella Zotis informed everyone of her unhealthy fetish for leather. (Why “leather face” came on this show, i’ll never know. She might want to stick to designing for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre crowd instead.)

-Talented but extremely flat-chested actress, Natalie Portman was a guest judge and informed everyone that she had a eco shoe line. (Loud-ass Yawn!)

-The winner of this week’s challenge was Suede who made a cute little red and white strip dress. The dress will be sold on BlueFly.com. (Loud-ass Yawn!)

-The loser and second cast-off of the show was Wesley Nault who made a hideous brown thing dress which is the main reason why he got the boot.

Sorry Wesley but dude that dress sucked!

Be comforted, at least you weren’t the first one kicked off!

You were the second loser.