Being a former president, let’s face it, Bill Clinton has experience with first ladies not to mention White House interns, cigars, blue dresses and ugly women in general.

But I digress.

So now that the tables are turned Sadie Hawkins-style the burning question on every Laura Bush supporter’s mind is .............

Can Bill Clinton step into his predecessor’s eloquent shoes to carry out his duties as hostess of the White House?

And if I can put my two cents in, I personally think that they should keep the “First Lady” title instead of changing it to “First Gentleman” if Hilary Clinton is elected, just for the hell of it plus the title “First Lady Bill Clinton” is hilarious and you know it!

Anyhow, back to the show.

Even though the job of “First Lady” has been labeled in the press as being nothing more than a glorified housewife, there is so much more to it. The job of First Lady entails taking complete charge of all social and ceremonial events in the White House.

To help the First Lady carry out these sometimes daunting and arduous tasks that these events usually require is her own personal staff consisting of a White House Social Secretary, Press Secretary, Chief Floral Designer, Chief of Staff, Executive Chef, etc.

What alot of people don’t know is that the Office of the First Lady is a branch of the Executive Office of the President. So basically, the job of First Lady entails more than making fish sticks and fries and watching General Hospital. It can be alot of work!

And what alot of Laura Bush supporter’s want to know is if “Mr. Controversy”, Bill Clinton is up to the job.

My answer..........

Oh yeah!

Here’s the proof.

Bill Clinton appointed more women to cabinet positions than any other president in history because that’s the kind of selfless individual he is. This is a man who wants many women in various positions in the White House. What a guy! Or should I say, First Lady.

Clinton is the only president who plays saxophone so at least during boring Hilary Clinton speeches First Lady Bill Clinton can liven things up a bit. What a guy! Or should I say, First Lady.

On October 2002, Bill Clinton was given an honorary induction into the Arkansas Black Hall of Fame, becoming the first White person in the hall so basically it’s well known that he is down with the homies and has some southern street cred that can only benefit the White House during race riots. What a guy! Or should I say, First Lady.

In 2007, Forbes Magazine estimated his earnings for the year at 7 million dollars so if any of the events held at the White House run out of some food or liquor First Lady Bill Clinton can easily order some takeout. What a guy! Or should I say, First Lady. Plus, if Hilary were to get elected and pull a “Lewinsky” in the oval office with one of her ugly female interns, in the divorce proceedings Bill would be financially set! What a guy! Or should I say, First Lady.

So give a White brother a chance because in my opinion Bill Clinton would make a mighty fine First Lady.

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“Knowledgeable” Question:

Which person do you think would make the best “First Lady” and why?

A. Bill Clinton

B. Michelle Obama

C. Cindy McCain