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What is sex?
Here are a couple of answers:
A. SEX is a way of distinguishing male and female members of a species, usually by referencing their reproductive functions.
B. SEX refers to intercourse, an act that can result in reproduction.
C. SEX refers to the genitals.
Well, the SEX that i’m talking about refers to all three.
Thank god!
(Low-down dirty laugh!)
But when a woman has stretch marks, the sex can literally be a pain in the butt!
Guys, heads-up!
Every woman wants to feel sexy and beautiful during sex and having stretch marks can take alot of the enjoyment out of it.
Guys, one of the biggest taboos of all time is that women are supposed to be physically perfect!
They’re supposed to look like all of those beautiful size 2 women that we all see in magazines like Maxim, Playboy and People.
They’re supposed to have perfect hair, facial features, teeth and a smokin’ smooth body devoid of any imperfection.
Guys, this ain’t reality!
And if any guy says different you try squeezin’ a baby the size of a watermelon out of a part of a female’s anatomy that’s the size of a lemon and see how smooth your skin would be.
Oh, snap!
I mean, good luck, baby!
Guys let’s face it, stretch marks are the badge of a real woman.
P.S. I stole that line from the Molly Ringwald movie, “For Keeps.”
Guys, another heads up!
Another taboo is making negative comments about your lady’s stretch marks during sex.
Unless you want to guarantee 100% that you won’t get any nookie or are Charles Bronson and have a major “deathwish”, keep your damn mouth shut when it comes to your lady’s stretch marks!
Guys, let me tell you three things when it comes to women, sex and stretch marks:
1. You need to constantly reassure your lovely lady that she is the sexiest woman in the world regardless of her stretch marks during sex and the sex will only get better.
2. Pretend like you are Stevie Wonder and turn a blind eye to your lady’s stretch marks or wear a blindfold which can also have it’s advantages during sex.
And
3. Go down to your local drugstore and buy your lady as much Palmer’s Cocoa Butter as you possibly can to help get rid of her stretch marks.
But guys, be nonchalant about it or there won’t be any nookie for you tonight!
Bottoms up!
RSS 
My wife was a tiny size, ofton wearing girls size clothes when we married. With each of our boys her poor body did the impossible..Stretched in ways UNIMAGINABLE to accomodate almost ten pound boys TWICE..
With our daughter, although she was smaller than her two beastly brothers, again my wife and her body accepted the challenge with love and joy.. Expanding once more in what can only be a true miracle of God.
My wife, ten years after the birth of our last child, is small again...with stretch marks..which she nor I has ever criticized...
She has told me in the past that she actually holds those marks dear( although they have now faded to a soft silvery color) for it is easy to forget, looking at these children now..strong, intelleigent and creating there own paths, that it all started with them, mother and child, struggling to succeed, together..
My wife has said her strechmarks represent ” my memories, feelings, hopes, fears, and dreams for each of my children.” adding that like her feelings, these marks presented themselves well before each child was born, but will remain with her until she dies.
So stretch marks are a part of women to fulfill her full cycle of life.
a recognition of her attained divinity
but i believe if the lady is a bit careful the same can be made to look tolerable or not ugly can i say so
pl do not ask for the cure (trade secret) ok i do not know but think so many actors look fab despite being granny so there must be a remedy other than surgery