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In less than a year after 16 years on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno will gracefully step down as host of the popular late night talk show.
Enter Conan O’Brien.
EWWW!
Hey! Is there anybody else out there who is just as repulsed by this change as I am?
(I doubt it!)
I love you Jay Leno!
Conan O’Brien, you suck!
NBC, you guys and gals are such morons! Couldn’t you have found a better late night talk show host than Conan O’Brien? Pathetic! But I digress.
But if the truth be told, my favorite late night talk show host was probably Arsenio Hall because he was young, hip, wore crazy-ass suits and had the “dog pound.”
WUF! WUF! WUF!
But again I digress.
Let’s face it, Conan O’Brien is no Jay Leno!
To be honest the brother isn’t even Jimmy Kimmel on a bad day, but again I digress.
People you are all witnessing a first, you are probably reading an article by the only person on the planet who was estatic when Johnny Carson retired and Jay Leno took over as host of The Tonight Show.
Can anybody say P-A-R-T-Y!
I’ll tell you one thing though, if Conan O’Brien thinks that he can fill Jay Leno’s big-ass wingtips he’s gotta’ another thing comin’!
At this time, I would like to send a shout out to the heavy metal rock band, Judas Priest.
By the by, great song guys!
Rob Halford, you are the greatest gay heavy metal vocalist of all time!
Rock on brother!
Anyhoo back to the show.
Here’s why Conan O’Brien will never measure up:
-If Conan O’Brien takes over as host of The Tonight Show, NBC should be prepared for half of their audience quickly turning the channel due to Conan’s constant and irritating habit of saying the word, “Ahhh.” I mean there is only so much of this shit a sane person can take! For christ’s sake, NBC buy this guy a couple of bags of throat lozenges asap!
-Jay Leno has the hotter sidekick. Sorry Max Weinberg, Bruce Springsteen and the “E” Street band! But it’s true! Kevin Eubanks totally rules! I’ll tell ya’ that shiny bald head of his really turns me on! All this brother needs to step up his game is to pop a lollypop into his mouth and say the phrase, “Who Loves Ya’ Baby” at least 30 times a day! Plus, him and Jay have great chemistry. Sometimes Kevin is funnier than Jay Leno!
-Jay Leno has the better hair. Let’s face it, Jay’s full head of salt and pepper Farrah Fawcett feathered hair is wicked better than Conan’s rapidly receding orange-red faux mohawk parakeet styled hair anyday! Take that Conan!
P.S. If you Conan O’Brien lovers say anything about Jay Leno’s jaw, i’ll jump out of this screen and slap you silly! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Just kiddin’ yall! But if I wanted to I could do it because I got the power!
Anyhoo back to the show.
-Jay is the better comedian! He’s not only very funny but his material is very polished while Conan’s is all over the place plus his comedy bits get totally ruined thanks to all that “Ahhhing.”
F.Y.I. If I have to hear this guy say “We have a great show for you tonight” for the one millionth time, i’m seriously gonna’ lose it Dick Cheney birdshot pellet style! This guy is being a bit presumptuous! Hey Conan, let the viewing public be the judge of whether the show is good or not! Duh!
Conan O’Brien, the new host of The Tonight Show in 2009.
YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!
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Thanks for the comment!
I really appreciate it!
I really hope that you are right and Jay Leno stays on The Tonight Show.
Sorry, but I just do not like Conan O’Brien’s brand of humor.
Oh yea! Indeed! He is so much the better. Why? No, I haven't seen much of him, but anyone in place of this chap is better. Just like any place is better than hell. He grew out of his pants actually.
Hey, for thoe who think I have become super active, just wait until this semester ends. I will return fire for fire. Just two weeks from now.
It was really interesting reading all of your different viewpoints.
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OK, loved Jay Leno myself. US shows are being syndicated here as well if you didn't know. Well, if you didn't know then you are morons. We know what Russian exports are worldwide (sadly) including the new European exotic dancers and prostitutes. (Sorry buddy for preempting a few things).
Now Rudolf's thoughts on the presidential campaign. Of course Hillary is going to be the ultimate Democratic Party candidate. The Obama guy will eventually be kicked out of the race by the super delegates because majority of them are whites and say what may, they are conscious.
By the way are Americans more 'WHITE' than us Russians? Save a few skinheads who are mislead and negatively inspired by European hate ideologies, how come we never thing of people on the lines of the skin hues? So my dear American pal, can we safely say that Lenin, Stalin et al did a fine job in Russia?
Am I going to hell???
