Hey Obama!

Get used to it buddy, because it’s only the beginning!

If you can’t stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen because it’s only going to get more Gordon Ramsay!

Barack remember, there’s no crying in politics!

I said it before and i’ll say it again, Barack shut your yap!

Be a man and take your lumps like every other politician.

Listen up buddy!

You’re a public figure running for the most important ofice in the United States, i.e. Leader of the Free World.

Dude, let’s face it, when you’re running for this office, point blank, you’re gonna’ get made fun of!

Some of the humor will be light-hearted which will have you laughing along with it, some of it will be ridiculous making you shake your head while some of it will be downright malicious and cruel making you want to kick somebody’s ass.

Case in point, The New Yorker Magazine Cover.

Although I agree with you that the cover was tasteless and offensive, welcome to the dark side of being a famous politician buddy where sticks and stones may break your bones but words will kick you in the nuts Jesse Jackson style and really hurt.

Ouch!