Screw you Barbie Bush!
Screw you Ann Coulter!

There’s a new Republican sister on the block and it ain’t Jennifer Lopez.

Instead of having a big ass this chick has the biggest jackass of a boyfriend on the planet!
At this time, I would like to send a shout out to Spencer Pratt!

Without further ado, I would like to introduce all of you to Heidi Montag a.k.a. the backstabbing, no talent blonde bombshell on MTV’s hit twenty-something reality tv show, The Hills.

Extra! Extra! Stop the presses!

According to her current up-in-the-air jackass boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, Heidi is set to take the music industry by storm!

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He also says that Madonna and Britney Spears better watch out cause’ there’s a new diva about ready to upstage them. (The “diva” that he is referring to is Heidi Montag.)

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Making the extremely difficult decision of having to take time out of her busy
hair dying/club hopping schedule, Heidi has decided to put her 15 minutes of fame to good use while it lasts by giving a jacked-up endorsement to Republican, John McCain for President.

Oh no, she didn’t!

Folks, yes she did!

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Basically meaning for John McCain that he will pick up an extra 13 votes this election season from the MTV generation which can only be an asset to his campaign because let’s face it, every little bit helps! Literally!

But folks, I haven’t even gotten to the funniest part yet!

I hope all of ya’ll are sittin’ down.

Okay, here it comes.

John McCain’s response to Heidi’s endorsement was unfuckingbelieveable!

I kid you not!

John McCain graciously thanked her for the endorsement and actually said that she was a “very talented actress!”

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I sure as hell am!

Oh John, John, John! I sure hope you haven’t gone senile on us because obviously you’ve never seen the reality tv show, The Hills or watched her lame-ass music video because if you had there is no way in hell that you would have ever said that this chick was a talented actress with a big ol’ shit eatin’ grin on your face!

Oh, snap!

One point for Tina and zero for John McCain!

For more info on “The Hills” vixen please click on Heidi for President!

For more info on John McCain please click on Heidi’s Main Man!