In pathetic celebrity news, Ivana Trump recently got married for the fourth time to 35 year old model/actor Rossano Rubicondi and like the previous three before this one will probably end up in divorce as well.

P.S. I hope this big-lipped bitch had her lawyer draw up a good prenup! I think she’s going to be needing it soon! I give this couple two years max.

People, don’t get me wrong, i’m not saying this because of the huge differences in their ages. She’s 59 and he’s 35.

I’m saying it because they made the worst mistake possible.

If a couple wants to stay married for eternity or long enough to get half of their spouses assets, NEVER ALLOW CHEESY TV SHOWS LIKE “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT” OR “THE INSIDER” TO COVER YOUR WEDDING!

This only guarantees that you’ll get a divorce.

So Ivana honey, enjoy being married while it lasts because it won’t last because you were stupid enough to let two cheesy tv shows cover your wedding.

I feel so bad for you!

You have my condolences.

And Ivana, just remember, don’t cry out loud! Just keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. Because girlfriend, you almost had it all!