ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS:

1. Your mother must have at least once in your childhood/youth washed or wiped some dirt off of your face with a glob of her nasty spit.

2. Daughter or son must have been totally grossed out and very embarrased by this.

3. Mom must have spit-cleansed her daughter or son in a public place. This also includes being spit-cleansed in front of family members.

4. Daughter or son must have questioned her mother’s sanity for using her spit as a facial cleanser.

Remember, only a select few are admitted into this prestigious club! You should feel honored and proud OF..............

SURVIVING THIS TRAUMATIC ORDEAL!

Here are two awards that a Spit Sister or Brother should receive:

1. “GOLD SPIT CREDIT CARD”—To receive: Mom must have washed or wiped dirt off of her daughter’s or son’s face with a glob of her nasty spit in full view of the public. This includes family members.

2. “PLATINUM SPIT CREDIT CARD”—To receive: Mom must have washed or wiped dirt off of her daughter’s or son’s face with a glob of her nasty spit in full view of the public. Also, her daughter or son’s friends and a cute guy or girl that he or she really liked must have been present to witness this.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

P.S. Everybody engage in laughter therapy!

Smiles everyone, smiles!