Even though he’s nuttier than a hard-ass germ-infested Christmas fruitcake, the former black man whose hair caught fire in the 80’s due to a greasy-ass jheri curl otherwise known as Michael “black or white” Jackson, gots talent.

(By the by, hey Christmas fruitcake, use some Purell hand sanitizer will ya’! Michael Jackson does! Oh, snap!)

For those of you wondering why the hell i’m bring up Wacko Jacko’s name, the reasoning behind my madness is because his album, Thriller 25 was my favorite album of the year not to mention the top-selling catalog album of 2008 having sold approximately 688,000 copies to date.

People let’s face it, even though Michael Jackson is the craziest, ugliest wannabe white woman on the planet, the reissue of the album, Thriller in 2008 proves that even though this girly man is totally wang doodle he also has immense talent at the same time.

Golly gee, I love Michael Jackson’s crazy ass!

With hits like:

1. Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
2. Baby Be Mine
3. The Girl Is Mine (with Paul McCartney)
4. Thriller
5. Beat It
6. Billie Jean
7. Human Nature
8. P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
9. The Lady In My Life
10. Vincent Price (bonus track)
11. The Girl Is Mine 2008 with will.i.am ( Previously Unreleased Track For 25th Anniversary Edition )
12. P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 2008 with Michael Jackson and will.i.am ( Previously Unreleased Track For 25th Anniversary Edition )
13. Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ 2008 with Michael Jackson, Akon and will.i.am( Previously Unreleased Track For 25th Anniversary Edition )
14. Beat It 2008 with Fergie( Previously Unreleased Track For 25th Anniversary Edition )
15. Billie Jean 2008 with Kanye West ( Previously Unreleased Track For 25th Anniversary Edition )
16. . For All Time (unreleased track from original Thriller sessions) ( Previously Unreleased Track For 25th Anniversary Edition

The album, Thriller 25 takes me back to a simpler time of zits, reading Judy Blume novels and wearing parachute pants.

God, I love the 80’s!

P.S. Not the photos of me in the 80’s just the 80’s themselves.