The National Enquirer otherwise known as that bastion of literary excellence!

(Loud-Ass Snicker!)

The creme de la creme of supermarket tabloids!

(Again, loud-ass snicker!)

Is actually doing something even more stupid than usual, if you can believe that!

Are ya’ll sittin’ down?

Get this ya’ll.

The National Enquirer is giving reviews of tv shows!

(Again, loud-ass snicker!)

Check this out.

A couple of days ago I was watching, “Deal or No Deal” on NBC when a commercial came on about their new show, “Fear Itself.” I was kinda’ tuning out what they were saying about the show until something caught my eye, made me almost fall off of my bed then had me laughing hysterically.

Apparently their new show, “Fear Itself” had been reviewed by the National Enquirer!

(Loud-Ass Snicker!)

To be honest I was laughing so hard that I can’t remember verbatim what the hell the review said but I know that it was something positive.

Which leads me to say this.

Who the hell would want their tv show reviewed by the National Enquirer!

Voluntary or involuntary, positive or negative review.

It’s the National Enquirer for f-ing sake!

Yuck!

People let’s face it, this publication is the cheesiest on the planet!

It’s one of the most pathetic news sources of all time!

And I ain’t jokin’!

Pulitzer prize winning it ain’t!

If there was a top 10 list of the worst publications of all time, the National Enquirer would be right at the damn top!

People let me school you, this is the publication that often publishes stories of how aliens stole a person’s skin right out from under them invasion of the body snatchers style or it publishes photoshopped images of celebrities looking totally jacked up!

This is not a reliable publication!

Nothing in it can ever be taken seriously which is why I am wondering what idiot came up with the idea to start reviewing tv shows!

Whoever this idiot is needs to be fired right away and banished from the planet!

The National Enquirer reviewing tv shows!

OMIGOD!