Are you a heterosexual male who just happened to love HBO’s popular but defunct tv show, “Sex in the City?”

As a heterosexual male were you anxiously counting the minutes until the movie version of the tv show premiered?

Are you a heterosexual male with a shoe collection that would put Emelda Marcos to shame?

If so, congrats! That’s so Carrie Bradshaw!

But unfortunately there’s a problem.

Because according to all of your male friends you shouldn’t even know who Carrie Bradshaw is!

Because all of your male friends and a good portion of the male population in America think that any man who watches this tv show and goes to see the big screen version of “Sex in the City” is totally GAY.

And your stumped on what a “Sex in the City” loving heterosexual male is to do.

Metrosexual fellows, relax, here are four suggestions that should help you out.

Number 1: Even though you are a heterosexual male, pretend that you are a gay man by being stereotypical and dressing up in drag and enjoy the movie.

Number 2: Drive out of state and go to a showing of “Sex in the City.”

Number 3: Be patient and wait until the movie, “Sex in the City,” comes out on dvd or payperview and watch it in the privacy of your own home.

Number 4: Be a “man” and stand up to all of your hatin’ friends and tell them it’s none of their damn business that you’re gonna’ see whatever movie you want to see because you are a strong confident assertive man who works hard for their money and nobody is going to tell you what to do.

P.S. Strong confident assertive men and women over 40 rule rule! Plus women over 40 can make bank at the box office! This is your wake up call Hollywood execs!