How embarrassing!

Here’s the scenerio.

Crystal Cox, a former olympic gold medalist in relatively good condition losing every challenge to a “bunch of not the most physically fit half-wits” on a “long past it’s prime reality show” like Survivor.

(Loud snicker!)

And even worse, being voted off due to a strategic move which might come back to bite her in the ass by a lame-ass grown-ass woman who actually has the nerve to walk around the African jungle calling herself “Sugar”.

(Loud snicker!)

Can anyone say, multiple mosquito bites, Sugar!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

But seriously.

After reading Crystal Cox’s bio, I thought for sure the woman would at least make it to the final two instead of the final six.

But this only goes to show you that just because a person wins an olympic gold medal doesn’t mean that they’re automatically going to win at something.

In fact, it doesn’t mean a damn thing and makes them superhuman, no excuse me, human, just like the rest of us.

Right, Crystal?

For those of you like me previously who don’t know who the hell Crystal Cox is, below is the 411.

Crystal Cox is an American track and field athlete.

She won a gold medal in the women’s 4×400 m relay at the 2004 Summer Olympics.
In 2004, she was the American indoor 200 meter champion.

Her main alliance on Survivor Gabon consisted of Kenny, Sugar, Susie and Matty but they kicked her gold medal winning ass to the curb.

In an attempt to blindside Matty, which ultimately lead to her downfall, on the December 11, 2008 show, Crystal Cox was voted out and became the fifth member of the jury of Survivor Gabon.