
Let’s face it people, pregnancy can be a very easy and profitable way to make a living!
For those doubters out there, look no further than Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.
This “bountiful” couple from Arkansas as of today has 18 children.
P.S. By Caesarean section on Thursday at Mercy Medical Center in Rogers Arkansas they had their 18th kid named, Jordyn-Grace Makiya Duggar who weighed in at 7 pounds, 3 ounces and was 20 inches long.
That’s right people, I said 18 children.
Holy moly, this guy is like the Energizer bunny!
His sperm keeps going (and procreating) and going (and procreating) and going (and yada, yada, yada!)
Due to the massive amount of youngins that these people have brought into an already overpopulated world, as you may have guessed since I am writing an article about them, they have unfortunately become a pop culture phenomenon.
(Extremely loud-ass yawn!)
With regular appearances on national talk shows, countless press coverage and their enormous online following, this 20 member family from Arkansas has alot of America talking.
And people, some of the talking ain’t good.
Case in point, my next couple of paragraphs.
In a recent article that I read, Jim Bob Duggar said that the newest edition to their family is “The ultimate Christmas gift from God.”
Which may be true but because of this couple’s extremely large brood, they are receiving Christmas gifts from God up the wazoo!
For example, like loads of fame and popularity from their television show on The Learning Channel called “17 Kids and Counting”, cash money-royalties from their how-to-book, “The Duggars: 20 and Counting” and all kinds of gifts and presents from their legion of fans courtesy of their personal website.
Thanks to this couple having umpteenth kids, they are raking in big money!
Which has me wondering if their alterior motives are pure.
Are these people really doing it because they truly love and want a large family or are they doing it because they are too lazy to go out and get regular traditional jobs and figure by squeezing out alot of puppies they can make alot of money the easy and let’s face it, the fun way!
P.S. None of these kids were brought into the world by immaculate conception, these kids were brought into the world by this couple having lots and lots of sex! Like I said, Jim Bob Duggar is like the Energizer bunny! He keeps having sex, having kids, having sex, having kids and having sex!
Because people let’s keep it real, when a couple has 1 kid you basically don’t hear a damn thing about it (unless they are rich or famous) and people sure as hell don’t send them free gifts or anything.
What a weird and screwed up world that we live in that it takes a boring-ass couple to have multiple kids at the same time, case in point Bobbi McCaughey, i.e. the chick who took fertility drugs and gave birth to seven kids at one time or for a sex-obsessed couple like the Duggars to have 18 kids over a span of about 20 years for them to get so many material things like houses, cars, college education money, diaper service, etc.
Go figure!
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I have to admit, I’ve seen their programs, and thought the same..While I do understand and respect those who decide to have many children, I find it rather appalling that they brag about all the new vehicles, trips, 5000 SQ. FT HOME, blah blah blah being paid for in cash...
Maybe I’m just jealous, but, tes..It seems their making a pretty peeny off of GOD’S MIRACLES...