Question: Why is it that alot of the employees who work at homeless shelters are rude, insensitive and only there to collect a paycheck?

Don’t they have any morals?

Don’t get me wrong, i’m sure that there are some selfless and compassionate employees in the shelter system who really want to help disadvantaged people.

But................

Unfortunately it seems like most of them are jerks!

I mean some of them have the audacity to look down on the people that they’re helping like they’re better or something which they’re not!

And worse there are some employees of a homeless shelter who do nothing but sit on their lazy butts while talking on the phone, stuffing their faces in addition to playing on the computer their entire shift and get mad if one of the homeless people asks them a simple question.

Terrible!

I have a message for all of these so-called “employees”:

GET ANOTHER JOB!

Here’s a recap of what happened on the second episode of the 5th season on Bravo’s hit reality tv show, Project Runway:

-The designers had to make a cocktail dress out of “green” fabrics. (Yawn!)

-The surprise twist and a Project Runway first–all of the models selected by the designers got to go shopping and pick out the “green” fabrics for the cocktail dresses all by themselves. (That’s when the mayhem started! Yeah!)

-The models only had a $75.00 budget. (Yawn!)

-The models only had a 1/2 hour to shop. (Yawn!)

-The designers had no control over the “green” fabric choices by their models. (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)

-The designers only had a 1/2 hour to caucus with their models. (That’s when it turned hilarious! Some of the models brought back some terrible or gaudy fabric! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! And you should have seen some of the designers faces when they first saw the fabrics! Hilarious!)

-Designer Suede while working on his cocktail dress kept referring to himself in the 3rd person thereby irritating all of the other designers and amusing us viewers at home.

-Designer Stella Zotis informed everyone of her unhealthy fetish for leather. (Why “leather face” came on this show, i’ll never know. She might want to stick to designing for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre crowd instead.)

-Talented but extremely flat-chested actress, Natalie Portman was a guest judge and informed everyone that she had a eco shoe line. (Loud-ass Yawn!)

-The winner of this week’s challenge was Suede who made a cute little red and white strip dress. The dress will be sold on BlueFly.com. (Loud-ass Yawn!)

-The loser and second cast-off of the show was Wesley Nault who made a hideous brown thing dress which is the main reason why he got the boot.

Sorry Wesley but dude that dress sucked!

Be comforted, at least you weren’t the first one kicked off!

You were the second loser.

Here’s a recap of what happened on the August 23rd episode of the 2nd season on Bravo’s hit reality tv show, Shear Genius:

-First the contestants had to pick a pair of bright yellow flip-flops out of a jar. The flip-flops were numbered. (Yawn!)

-The short cut challenge was held at the beach. (That mixed it up a bit.)

-The short cut challenge was to transform a bunch of surfer’s nasty-ass sea-salted dirty hair into a look that could be worn out on the town. (Okay?)

-The catch–the stylist’s couldn’t wash the surfer’s hair. (Yuck!)

-The only tools the stylist’s could use were shears, razors and a spray water bottle. (Yawn!)

-Two of the stylist’s, Glenn and Daniel, were overheard talking smack about the youngest stylist, Nicole.

-Glenn (a chick) and Daniel both felt she was a little too “green” or new to the job to succeed.

-Daniel also said that Gail, another contestant, was “neon green” whatever the hell that means.

-Despite all of Glenn and Daniel’s trash talking, Nicole the newbie to the hairstyling world won the challenge! (Hey Glenn and Daniel, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Karma’s a bitch!)

-In an interesting and ironic turn of events, Glenn and Daniel, the two stylists who were talking smack about her and wanted her to be eliminated ended up being in the bottom two for the short cut challenge. (Again, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Karma’s a bitch!)

-For the Elimination challenge the stylist’s clients were women who had the disease, Alopecia. Because of this disease, all of the women were bald. (Sad!)

-The topper, literally was when all of the women came out then took off their wigs thereby surprising the hell out of the stylists and the viewers of the show. (Cool beans!)

-Each stylist had to transform the women’s wigs into a nice looking wearable hair style. (Which obviously wasn’t easy when you watched them work.)

-This challenge had goth-metal stylist, Paulo in tears.

-This challenge had newbie stylist, Nicole in tears too.

-This challenge made me personally grateful for the little things that I take for granted everyday like having a full head of hair. (Thank you, God. I know I don’t say that enough but thank you.)

-The winner of the elimination challenge was Paulo who did a fun yet wild fiery red-pink Farrah Fawcett hairstyle. (It was cute.)

-Charlie, the winner of two elimination challenges, ended up in the bottom two. (On this show, it’s basically anyone’s game.)

-But in the end, stylist Gail was eliminated.

-Sorry Gail! This was your final cut. Literally!

Oh brother!

Recently photographs of British actress, Sienna Miller and married American actor, Balthazar Getty of the ABC hit tv show, Brothers and Sisters have surfaced of the pair canoodling on a beach.

I mean the guy is pumping her knockers and everything!

(I feel so sorry for his wife and four kids! Girl, take his lying cheating ass to the cleaners!)

Define irony.

Sienna Miller is best known for being the drop-dead gorgeous former fiance/hood ornament of rapidly receding hairline Brit actor, Jude Law until he cheated on her with his kid’s ugly-ass nanny, Daisy Wright.

(When I think about this scenerio, visions of Hugh Grant, Elizabeth Hurley and Divine Brown spring to mind and that is one image I don’t want in my damn head!)

Hey Sienna, you would think that someone who was publicly cheated on would have more common sense not to do the same to someone else but obviously you have no common sense, morals or class you slutty homewrecker!

I mean, how low can you go?

Personally, I don’t know but Sienna Miller sure does!

Homewrecker!

Like I said wife of Balthazar Getty, take his ass to the cleaners!

And always remember what Ivana Trump said when Donald cheated on her with Marla Maples, “Don’t Get Mad, Get Everything!”

On July 6th before an interview on the Fox network, Jesse Jackson stupidly forgot that some microphones can pick-up the most minute whispered sound including the sound of a big ass nutcracker!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hey Barack, watch those nuts buddy!

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock or living on another planet you know that recently, the Reverend Jesse Jackson has been quoted as saying that Barack Obama has been “talking down to black people” and that he wanted to cut off his nuts because of this.

Hey Jesse, this is no way for a man of the cloth to be talking!

Sinner!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I think it’s time for somebody to go to church and say a couple of “Hail Mary’s”.

Anyhoo back to the show.

As a black female, I feel it is my duty to school those of you who read this article on the real reason why Jesse made this stupid-ass remark.

As a black female I completely disagree with the Reverend Jesse Jackson that Barack Obama is supposedly talking down to black people.

Although I do believe that this man can be a bit arrogant and act like he knows everything. Which of course can be mistaken for the talking down to black people thing.

But this whole talking down to black people thing is merely a smoke screen.

The real reason why Jesse Jackson wants to cut off Barack Obama’s nuts is that he is jealous of him plain and simple.

People every black person on the planet knows that Jesse Jackson wanted to be the first black president of the United States (Thank God that never happened! This guy’s an overall idiot!) and because of failing to do this his jealousy has turned him bitter towards any black man who tries to do what he couldn’t.

And yes i’m talking about Barack Obama.

So Jesse Jackson if you are reading this article and i’m 100% that you are, get over yourself buddy! Then admit to yourself that the real reason that you want to cut Barack Obama’s nuts off is because of your bitter jealousy that this man has an actual chance of becoming the first black president of the United States which a feat that you never could accomplish. (Thank God!)

Dude, you are sooo busted!

Oh yeah, in the future, don’t apologize for something that you are not sorry for because it only makes you look like a jackass and yes Reverend Jackson I am referring to your pathetic apology to Barack Obama.

Let’s face it, if you hadn’t got caught red-handed, the words, “I’m Sorry” would never have come out of your mouth.

Jesse Jackson, you’re pathetic and a disgrace to the cloth!

Hey Obama!

Get used to it buddy, because it’s only the beginning!

If you can’t stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen because it’s only going to get more Gordon Ramsay!

Barack remember, there’s no crying in politics!

I said it before and i’ll say it again, Barack shut your yap!

Be a man and take your lumps like every other politician.

Listen up buddy!

You’re a public figure running for the most important ofice in the United States, i.e. Leader of the Free World.

Dude, let’s face it, when you’re running for this office, point blank, you’re gonna’ get made fun of!

Some of the humor will be light-hearted which will have you laughing along with it, some of it will be ridiculous making you shake your head while some of it will be downright malicious and cruel making you want to kick somebody’s ass.

Case in point, The New Yorker Magazine Cover.

Although I agree with you that the cover was tasteless and offensive, welcome to the dark side of being a famous politician buddy where sticks and stones may break your bones but words will kick you in the nuts Jesse Jackson style and really hurt.

Ouch!

Here’s a little info (literally) on cast member, Midget Mac of VH1’s New Reality Series, I Love Money:

-Has a girlfriend over 5 feet, if you can believe that! Together they have 2 kids with one on the way.

-Frequently calls women in the I Love Money house bitches and whores. (Oh what a gentleman!)

-Refused to put on a bikini for the first game challenge because he did not want to degrade himself. (WTF! This guy was previously on the reality tv show, I Love New York which was 100 times more degrading than putting on a bikini!)

-Can put more liquor away than 15 midgets put together.

-The only time he’s ever nervous is when his condom breaks!

-Refused to apologize to fellow cast member, Hoopz, Brandi C. and the other women in the I Love Money house when he called them derogatory names.

-Has a little penis not because he’s a midget but because he couldn’t be man enough to admit that he was wrong and give the girl’s an apology.

-According to him, “he’s the man” because we heard him say it a million times on the first episode.

-Says he’s all “hood” or from the ghetto. (But if you want my opinion I think that he’s “mini-hood.”

-Is scared of wa-ter.

CHANCES OF WINNING THE $250,000 PRIZE: Actually he could have been a contender, but because of all the stupid ass things he did on the first episode of the show, he was the first one to get kicked off the show. This guy is proof positive that idiots come in all sizes.

Here’s a little info on cast member, Nibblz of VH1’s New Reality Series, I Love Money:

-Is the most irritating Black woman in the I Love Money house and on the planet.

-Is a Black verson of Suzanne Somers infamous character, Chrissy Snow from the 1970’s tv classic, Three’s Company. (Yes people, she’s that stupid!)

-Even though this woman is crack-cocaine skinny, she loves to talk about her big guns.

-Can do one hell of a push-up.

-Talks with an irritating Cindy Brady lisp.

-Was in the bottom 3 for the first challenge. (In other words, nobody likes this chick.)

-Wears a bad hair piece.

-Went around on the first season of Flavor of Love telling everyone that fellow cast member, Toastee was a porn star. (Karma’s a bitch honey!)

-Had a totally kinky/weird phone conversation with her boyfriend.

-Claims that she is a professional dominatrix. (Only in her dreams!)

CHANCES OF WINNING THE $250,000 CASH PRIZE: Zero chance! Why this woman came onto the show i’ll never know because she had absolutely no chance of winning. (Watch the show or at least the 2 episodes before she gets the ax!)

Here’s a little info on cast member, Hoopz of VH1’s New Reality Series, I Love Money:

-Is the prettiest Black woman on the show.

-Was the winner of season 1 of VH1’s hit reality series, Flavor of Love.

-Is good friends with rapper/big-ass clock wearer, Flavor Flav.

-Was the first captain of the gold team.

-Had a memorable verbal argument with cast member, Midget Mac.

-Stuffed the most money into her bra and bikini bottom during the first challenge.

-Obviously got her nickname because she loves playing basketball.

-Has another cast member named “Real” acting like a horny little schoolboy in love.

-Has a crazy-ass dog who likes to pull her around on rollerskates.

-Is one of the most popular people in the I Love Money house.

CHANCES OF WINNING THE $250,000 PRIZE: Excellent because she’s an athletic, good-looking woman who tells it like it is. Although, that could backfire on her and get her sent home.

Here’s a little info on cast member, Rodeo of VH1’s New Reality Series, I Love Money:

-This chick has the body of a male bodybuilder ala’ Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Iron.

-In addition to appearing on reality tv shows she also hawks barbeque sauce. (Now ain’t that sweet.)

-Usually wears a black cowboy hat ala’ country bumpkin Guns N’ Roses Slash style.

-Has a loud-ass irritating laugh that echoes.

-Was on the reality tv series, Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels which means she probably has an incurable sexually transmitted disease.

-Got her head caught in a net during a game challenge. (She looked like Orca the Killer Whale with fishnet stockings on.)

-Stops total strangers out on the street and attemps to counsel them scary Dr. Phil style.

-Even though she did a piss-poor job in the second I Love Money challenge she said that the weaker people on her team were two cast members who never even did the challenge. (Hypocrite, backstabber!)

-Is currently the buffest butchest heterosexual female on the Gold team.

-Was the first person picked to be on the Gold team.

CHANCES OF WINNING THE $250,000 PRIZE: Pretty good because she’s got the hat, the laugh and the muscles to go all the way.